TOURBUS: Tuesday, August 27, 1996
DRIVER: Bob Rankin
TODAY'S TOURBUS STOP:
Survey, Screech, FAQ

TOURBUS RIDER SURVEY

Ever curious as to just what kind of people are riding on the world's largest bus, I've decided a survey is in order. So next Tuesday, you'll be receiving a short, voluntary survey which will undoubtedly confirm my suspicion that you're all very smart and good-looking. :-)

The survey will be confidential and anonymous. We're not looking for information on specific people, just stats on the group as a whole. When the survey arrives next week, you'll find complete instructions.

*--------------------------*  ONLINE COURSES  *----------------------*
 Do you want to keep your job AND take courses?  Univ. of Wisconsin-
 Stout provides facilitated & self-paced courses online.  For info
 visit "http://major.uwstout.edu" or e-mail "conted@uwstout.edu".
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THAT AWFUL SCREECHING SOUND

Did you hear it... last night around 11:45 PM? That was me - agonizing over the Great And Uncoverable Hard Disk Crash. Fortunately, I am a Trained Computer Professional, and would never think of using an 850 megabyte disk without installing a tape backup unit. Unfortunately, my most recent backup was done May 10th. Ooops.

The reason I share this little bit of personal trivia is that I lost a couple of orders for my "Painless" book in the Crash. So if you sent me an order (via Web or E-mail) in the last week, please resend it - thanks!

THE NEW ACCMAIL IS HERE!!! THE NEW ACCMAIL IS HERE!!!

It won't help you discern you-know-what from Shinola, but Version 6.0 of my free guide "Accessing The Internet By E-Mail" will show you how to access almost anything on the Net even if you have only e-mail at your disposal.

This guide will show you how to retrieve files from FTP sites, explore the Internet via Gopher, search for information with Archie, Veronica, or WAIS, tap into the World-Wide Web, and even access Usenet newsgroups USING E-MAIL AS YOUR ONLY TOOL.

There's lots of new info resulting from my continued research and comments from readers all around the world. Find out the new addresses for FTP, Gopher and Web mail servers, browse the expanded Net Goodies section, and be sure to read about:

  • VIRTUAL PIZZA - Order an electronic pizza by e-mail
  • PLAYING GAMES BY E-MAIL - Play games via the PBeM Server
  • MAIL REFLECTORS - Test your ability to send or receive e-mail
  • INETMAIL UTILITY - Automates many e-mail retrieval tasks
"Accessing" is now available in over 25 languages! To get the latest edition (and a list of translations), send e-mail to: "mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu" and enter this command in the BODY of the note: send usenet/news.answers/internet-services/access-via-email
*-------------------------- BUY IT ONLINE --------------------------*
        Your Guide to Locating Products & Services Online
   Enter our "Can you FIND Goober" contest!  Put "Tour Bus" on the
      contest entry and we'll enter you twice - Great prizes!!
*------------------(  http://www.BuyItOnline.com  )-----------------*
See you next time, and remember...

Back up your hard disk! Back up your hard disk!
Back up your hard disk! Back up your hard disk!
Back up your hard disk! Back up your hard disk!

-Bob

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