Date: Tue, 24 Jun 1997 01:19:33 -0400 From: Bob RankinReply-To: TOURBUS-Request@LISTSERV.AOL.COM To: TOURBUS@LISTSERV.AOL.COM Subject: TOURBUS TOP TEN - 24 June 1997 - The Oracle /~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~|~\ | "Why | Surf When / You Can | Ride The | Bus?" / | \ |__________|__________/__________|__________|___________/ | \ / /______|----\ | FIND YOUR OLD FRIENDS ON THE NET! |//////| | | www.Classmates.com |//////| | | Get E-mail Addresses for Your High School |//////| | | Alumni Friends |//////| | | |//////| | ~~~/~~~\~~/~~~\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~\~~~~ \___/ \___/ T h e I n t e r n e t T o u r B u s \___/ Hi! We're having a party, and it's going to last a whole month. This issue marks the beginning of our special BEST OF TOURBUS series - to celebrate the two year anniversary of the Internet Tourbus. In the next ten issues of Tourbus, Patrick and I will be revisiting our favorite stops along the tour. We encourage you to share these special issues with friends, and tell them to hop on the world's biggest Bus! TOURBUS TOP TEN SITE #1 : The Internet Oracle TODAY'S TOURBUS ADDRESS : http://www.pcnet.com/~stenor/oracle Do dogs have lips? I'll be darned if I know, but the Internet Oracle could no doubt give you an answer to that or any of life's other little mysteries. But you don't need to ask the Oracle how to find good chocolate. After trying these truffles, I can tell you the answer is here... +-------------------------[ CHOCLET HOUSE ]--------------------------+ Mmmm... The most mouthwatering chocolates on the Web and sugar-free chocolates you cannot believe are at ChocletHouse. Sent fresh anywhere in the USA - Any Time. Put a "B" after your name when ordering online and get a free truffle! +---[ Visit http://www.ChocletHouse.com OR Dial 1-800-Choclet ]---+ Oh, before we begin - a bit of irony. When I originally wrote this issue back in April 1996, I was bemoaning the fact that my inbox had just exploded - causing me to lose over 100 messages. Well, it happened again. So if you sent me something this past weekend and never got a reply, that's why. No Monocle On This Oracle ------------------------- The Internet Oracle (formerly known as the Usenet Oracle) has nothing to do with those one-eyed dispensers of wisdom from Greek mythology. It's an exercise in collaborative humor that involves asking silly questions and receiving creative and humorous replies. In order to ask the Oracle that burning question on your mind, you must send e-mail to "oracle@cs.indiana.edu". In the subject of your message, put something like "Oracle Most Wise, please tell me ...". (Any subject will work as long as it contains "tell me".) The Oracle will farm your question out to another participant, but you'll have to answer a question from another "supplicant" before you get your own reply! The Jocular Oracle ------------------ When you get your question, put a little effort into making it fun for the asker. Be witty, be funny, be creative - it's all anonymous. And if your answer is particularly clever, it will be published in the Internet Oracularities - a periodic posting of the best of the Oracle. You can read the Internet Oracularities in the Usenet newsgroup called "rec.humor.oracle". If you don't have Usenet access, you can receive the Oracularities by e-mail. Send e-mail to oracle-request@cs.indiana.edu with "subscribe" in the Subject line. Today I just read through "Best of the Internet Oracularities 876-900" and laughed so hard it hurt. Look for the one about "having trouble with my Spanish homework" - it's hilarious! Even though the Internet Oracle operates in the e-mail realm, you can submit a question or find out more about the Oracle on the Web at this address: http://www.pcnet.com/~stenor/oracle Read The Help File First ------------------------ You can also get a copy of the Oracular Help File there (which you should definitely read before trying the Oracle), or request it via e-mail by sending a message to "oracle@cs.indiana.edu" with HELP in the Subject line. The Internet Oracle has been in operation since 1989 at Indiana University. You can view archived Oracularities on the Web at the address given above, or send the word "help" in the body of a message to mailserv@cs.indiana.edu for details on getting them by e-mail. Enjoy the Oracle, see you Thursday! -Bob =====================[ Tourbus Rider Information ]=================== The Internet Tourbus - U.S. Library of Congress ISSN #1094-2238 Copyright 1995-97, Rankin & Crispen - All rights reserved Archives on the Web at http://www.TOURBUS.com Join: Send SUBSCRIBE TOURBUS Your Name to LISTSERV@LISTSERV.AOL.COM Leave: Send SIGNOFF TOURBUS to LISTSERV@LISTSERV.AOL.COM PROMOTE your business on the Internet Tourbus. Reach over 80,000 people in a Net-friendly way. Our sponsors say "It works!" Make it work for you - contact BobRankin@MHV.net for details. Editors: Reprint TOURBUS in your publication for free - Ask me how. 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