From crispen@INTERNIC.NET Thu Oct 16 00:00:19 1997
Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 15:44:12 -0400
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     TODAY'S TOURBUS STOP(S):  VRML/TOURBUS CHAT/UBER-COOKIES/NTK NOW
     TODAY'S ADDRESS:
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               http://hiwaay.net/~crispen/vrml/
               http://www.tourbus.com/chat.html
               http://www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,15119,00.html?latest
               http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1007/151567.html
               http://www.spesh.com/cgi-bin/now

Howdy, y'all!  :)

We have a _bunch_ of different stuff to talk about today, so I'm going to
dispense with the normal introductory chit-chat and get today's journey of
our little bus of Internet happiness under way.

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On the right side of the bus you can see our first stop . . .

VRML (PART DEUX)
----------------

It looks like I am not losing my mind after all.  Last week I mentioned
that I could not find an old TOURBUS post in which my dad talked about VRML
(Virtual Reality Modeling Language).  Well, thanks to the help of several
alert TOURBUS riders, I have once again found that post (along with another
VRML post that I had completely forgotten about).

Anyway, if you want to find out a WHOLE bunch more about VRML (the modeling
language that molecules.com uses to make those neat, 3D molecule models),
hop on over to the TOURBUS archives at

     http://www.tourbus.com/

and take a look at the 20 June 1996 post titled "Virtual Reality."  We also
talked a little about VRML in our 23 July 1997 post "Mars or Bust!," but
that first post, coupled with my dad's "Introduction to VRML page" at

     http://hiwaay.net/~crispen/vrml/

should give you a pretty good understanding of VRML.  :)

TOURBUS CHAT
------------

As Bob has mentioned a couple of times, TOURBUS has a new chat room at

     http://www.tourbus.com/chat.html

Well, in honor of the fact that I keep making silly mistakes in each of my
recent TOURBUS posts (last week's improper use of the word "guffaw" being
the most glaring example), I am happy to announce that on Thursday, October
16, from 6:00 PM Central Time (Noon GMT) to 8ish PM Central Time (2ish GMT)
your fearless bus driver will be in the TOURBUS chat room apologizing for
all the mistakes that I am bound to make in today's post.  :)

Seriously, though, I invite you to stop by the chat room on Thursday night
and say hi.

AOL UBER-COOKIES
----------------

Time to squish another urban legend!  :)

Many of you may have recently received an anonymous e-mail letter from a
disgruntled former America Online (AOL) employee warning you that AOL 4.0
(code name "Casablanca") contains an "uber-cookie" that is

     far more treacherous than the simple internet cookie.  How would
     you like somebody looking at your entire hard drive,  snooping
     through any (yes, any) piece of information on your hard drive.
     It could also read your password and log in information and store
     it deep in the program code.

The letter goes on to say in breathless prose that

     anytime you are signed on to AOL, any top aol executive, any aol
     worker, who has been sworn to secrecy regarding this feature, can
     go into your hard drive and retrieve any piece of information
     that they so desire.  Billing, download records, e-mail,
     directories, personal documents, programs, financial information,
     scanned images, etc ...

GASP!  The story, of course, is a complete and utter hoax.  Big shock
there.  You can read the whole story about the hoax at CNET's news.com at

     http://www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,15119,00.html?latest

or at ZDNet at

     http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1007/151567.html

As Bob Rankin wrote in his 29 July 1997 TOURBUS post titled "A Closer Look
at Cookies" (one of the best cookie articles I have ever read, by the way)

     It's important to remember that a cookie cannot store any
     personal data such as your name, e-mail address or phone number
     unless you enter that information on a form at the site creating
     the cookie.  The safety features built into the cookies
     technology does not allow a website operator to rifle through the
     files on your hard disk, or to look at cookies that were created
     by other sites.

Remember, folks, cookie files -- even UBER-cookie files (am I am still
laughing at that word) -- are simple ASCII text files.  ASCII text files
are like pieces of paper.  Just as a piece of paper sitting on your desk
cannot sprout arms and legs and beat up your office's stapler, an ASCII
text file (like a cookie) can't "come to life" and do _anything_ to your
computer.  Both ASCII text files and pieces of paper are inanimate objects
that simply sit around, doing nothing more than containing the information
that has been put in/on them.  Period.

By the way, special thanks goes to TOURBUS rider Rich Tatum for pointing me
to ZDNet's article (I tend to get most of my tech news from news.com and
Good Morning Silicon Valley).  :)

NEED TO KNOW
------------

Our final stop actually comes to us from Peter Langston's "Fun People" list
(which we visited back on 12 December 1996).  Peter forwarded a post from
the "NTK now" list that was so off-the-wall and sarcastic that I just _had_
to check out "NTK now" a little further.

NTK now is self-proclaimed as "*the* weekly high-tech sarcastic update for
the UK."  According to one of the guys at NTK now,

     If more than 60% of your life is spent online dealing with exotic
     technology -- or if you wish it was, NTK now would be a good
     thing to read.  It's a weekly e-mail newsletter looking at things
     from a UK Net perspective.

That perspective can, at times, be a tad bit askew.  You can read all of
NTK now's old posts on the Web at

     http://www.spesh.com/cgi-bin/now

including stories such as

     MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER 4.0 was launched on Tuesday.  By
     Wednesday, it had almost finished loading.  Reviews were mixed,
     yet universally scared:  impartial observer Mark Andreessen
     described it on CNN as "a 60MB hairball" (as opposed to those
     30MB Netscape snowflakes, we guess) . . .

and

     Well, we missed the actual start of the MC ESCHER exhibition but,
     frankly, with his stuff, *who's gonna know*?  . . . Plans to link
     the show with a Bach recital in Romford and a Godel retrospective
     in Harrow (thus completing London's "Orbital Golden Braid") are
     as yet unconfirmed.

Granted, you have to know about Hofstadter's Puliter prize-winning book on
artificial intelligence and recursion to understand that last joke.  Still,
it is a refreshing breath of fresh air to see Internet commentary and news
that doesn't emanate from this side of the pond.

NTK now's weekly newsletters are available on the Web at
, or you can subscribe to their mailing
list by sending an e-mail letter to

     majordomo@unfortu.net

with the command

     subscribe ntknow

in the body of your e-mail letter.  At least I _think_ that it goes in the
body of your e-mail letter.  I keep forgetting my majordomo syntax
(something I am sure to be reminded of in Thursday night's chat).  :)

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     TODAY'S TOURBUS STOP(S):  VRML/TOURBUS CHAT/UBER-COOKIES/NTK NOW
     TODAY'S ADDRESS:
               http://www.tourbus.com/
               http://hiwaay.net/~crispen/vrml/
               http://www.tourbus.com/chat.html
               http://www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,15119,00.html?latest
               http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1007/151567.html
               http://www.spesh.com/cgi-bin/now

--------------------------------
TODAY'S SOUTHERN WORD OF THE DAY
--------------------------------

LOWERED (noun) -- A deity.
Usage: "Lowered, bless this pick up truck."

(Special thanks to "Mike or Carmen O'Donnell in Kingston" for today's wurd)

YOU CAN FIND ALL OF THE OLD SOUTHERN WORDS OF THE DAY ON THE SOUTHERN WORD
HOMEPAGE AT http://ua1ix.ua.edu/~crispen/word.html
[By the way ... that's "you-ay-won-eye-ex"]

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