From: Bob Rankin (bobrankin@ULSTER.NET)
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Subject: TOURBUS - 15 Sep 1998 - ForkInTheHead / Callahan Cartoons
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Need a Fork-In-The-Head?
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Cathie Walker, who I know from her work in creating the Centre For The
Easily Amused (see the Tourbus archives) recently wrote to me with
news of another website with promise. If you've ever visited a really
BAD website, or just found certain things annoying, you'll appreciate
the ForkInTheHead.com service. It's a way to send a gentle notice to
a site's webmaster that something needs improvement.
It does make me grumble when sites have huge gratuitous images with no
text alternative, or black backgrounds with dark blue text. Broken
links, missing images, and the like fall into the same "Your Slip Is
Showing" category. You can use ForkInTheHead.com to
- Send any web site owner a fork-o-gram with a message about
what YOU think is wrong with their site...
- Make your own site fork-free by finding out what works and
what doesn't...
- Enjoy some light relief with jokes, games and more.
And if you couldn't guess, here's the address for the site:
Fork In The Head - http://www.forkinthehead.com
Callahan Online
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John Callahan is a syndicated cartoonist whose work is "guaranteed to
offend and entertain in equal doses." As a quadraplegic, Callahan
faces unique challenges, but decided long ago that humor beats the
heck out of bitterness.
Newspapers and magazines that have published his cartoons include
Sports Illustrated, Mirabella, Harpers, The LA Times, The Chicago
Tribune, and The London Observer. Callahan's motto is that we are
liberated in a sense when we laugh about our adversities, and even
wrote a piece called "The Lighter Side of Being Paralyzed for Life."
If you like your humor with a bit of an egde, you can enjoy a two-week
archive of Callahan's cartoons, read about the accident that left him
paralyzed, and browse through his "wheelchair accessible online store"
which offers a bunch of Callahan books.
Callahan Cartoons - http://callahanonline.com
See you next time! --Bob Rankin
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