The Best HUMOR resources online
Computer Humor
The best of the rec.humor.funny newsgroup - Computer, Science and Math Jokes.
www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/computer.html
Satire Wire
Cited as "Pure lunacy" (Fast Company), "Hilarious" (Wired), and a "Pick of the Year" by the likes of BusinessWeek and Yahoo!, SatireWire has been making fun of the International Monetary Fund since December of 1999. Well, not just the IMF. Also clams.
www.satirewire.com
Jumbo Joke
Well-edited jokes and humorous stories with no junk, no registration, no subscription fees, and no popups!
www.JumboJoke.com
The Annals of Improbable Research
AIR is a humor magazine of science, medicine, and technology. AIR is known for funny genuine science, deadpan satire, and the Ig Nobel Prizes.
www.improbable.com
Caption This!
Add your own funny captions to photos of politicians, celebrities, animals and general wackiness!
www.caption-this.com
The Daily Probe
One of the ventures of Chris White, of Top5 fame. Top satire with no corniness. Also, links to his Top5 lists,
many of which are FREE! The link to Save Martha Stewart.com is worth the visit alone.
www.dailyprobe.com
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