The Best of SOUTHERN WORDS on the Internet
Southern Word of the Day
Learn to speak Southern! Patrick Crispen has been collecting Southern Words for
many years, and has catalogued them on this humorous page.
netsquirrel.com/crispen/word.html
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//
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);
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);
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);
// collections that we filter on fetch
//
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"www.microsite.reuters.com/rss/technologyNews",
"slashdot.org/slashdot.rss",
"www.theregister.co.uk/tonys/slashdot.rdf",
"arstechnica.com/etc/rdf/ars.rdf",
"rssnewsapps.ziffdavis.com/tech.xml",
"www.infoworld.com/rss/news.xml",
"kbalertz.com/rss/winxp.xml",
"kbalertz.com/rss/ie600.xml",
"www.microsoft.com/WindowsXP/expertzone/expertzone.xml",
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"arstechnica.com/etc/rdf/ars.rdf",
"rssnewsapps.ziffdavis.com/tech.xml",
"www.infoworld.com/rss/news.xml",
"www.bigblueball.com/rss.xml",
);
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$szTopicsDisplay = "
" . $szTopicsDisplay . " in the News
";
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