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Death of a Printer

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Death of a Printer

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The Judge

Judge Bob Presiding...

...in the case of the Printer That Wouldn't.



The Defendant

This court finds that the accused Epson Stylus 640 printer is guilty of the charges lodged against it, most notably failure to print on demand, consuming excessive supplies, shredding paper, and making a sound like a cat choking on a hairball EVERY TIME it is turned ON or OFF.

Therefore the sentence of Judge Bob is...
DEATH BY SLEDGEHAMMER.


The subject is readied for execution.


The executioner prepares for the grim task.


The hammer of justice swings down.


The Epson Stylus 640 writhes in much-deserved agony...


...and is pronounced dead at 4:45PM EST on Thursday, 17 Mar 2005.

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Thoughts on striking a balance...
"Most people don't pay attention to the calm voice of reason unless it's juxtaposed by screaming idiots on either side of the fence."


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